So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
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