Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
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wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
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She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
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