Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
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