I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
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