white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
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I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
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There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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