No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
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Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
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So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
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