Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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