Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
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Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
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If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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