Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
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We have your weave and dirt in our room.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
he just fucked me for my cheese..
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Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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