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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.

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• (941): View more from Florida

  i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that

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  im pretty sure thats an 11

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.

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  Celebratory bar crawl?

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• (626): View more from California

  Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.

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