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• (440): View more from Ohio

  I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.

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• (559): View more from California

  You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.

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• (510): View more from California

  He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.

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• (415): View more from California

  just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"

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• (845): View more from New York

  This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets

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  25 Cringeworthy Below the Pants Injuries

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.

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• (219): View more from Indiana

  he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality

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  I'm a gorgeous hot mess

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