sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
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I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
you called me at 4 in the morning to tell me that your toaster burnt your english muffin, and that you "fuckin hated that thing."
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
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I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.