Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
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I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
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He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
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