awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
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