How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
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Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
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Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
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