sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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