I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
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