I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
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I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
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STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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