i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
I wish they made helmets for livers.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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