Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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