no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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