sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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