no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
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I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
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he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
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