btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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