What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
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It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
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You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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