I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
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