It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber...I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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