I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
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I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
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Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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