I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
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Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
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I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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