We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
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being pregnant is like rehab
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
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I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
that may or may not have been my penis.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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