She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
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The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
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I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I just forgot I was standing up.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
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