You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
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Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
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My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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