Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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