I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
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The Swedes wanted a tensome.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
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my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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