The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
