they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
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