I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
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