Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
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