Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Randomize