She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
the night ended with taco bell and tears
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Drunk is a universal language darling
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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