I've blown a few things in my day
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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