it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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