I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
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Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
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I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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