fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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