She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
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I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
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"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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