I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
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all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
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I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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