I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
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my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
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It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
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