So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
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We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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