Is it because I queefed?
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
ok first of all what the fuck
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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