if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
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This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Can I color on your dick again?
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
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Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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