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• (847): View more from Illinois

  My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.

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  How unfortunate for your Mom.

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  you should give me head with plastic fangs in

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• (506): View more from New Brunswick

  I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.

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• (408): View more from California

  I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.

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• (315): View more from New York

  Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.

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• (253): View more from Washington

  i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit

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• (817): View more from Texas

  i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?

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