I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
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It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
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Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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