Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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