Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
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Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
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I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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