Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
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apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
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You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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