For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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