is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
I know her cup size but not her name....
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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