I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
i need some magic done to my vagina
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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