he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
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