Slut skills are useful in every country.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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